Admittedly, I always cringe whenever I see those bulbous biceps of Josh Duhamel or the washboard abs of Kelly Slater. Compared to them, I am dreadfully inferior. I don't have the perfectly carved bod. All I can boast is my buoyant disposition.
See, I don't go to gym and fitness centers. But I can proudly say that I have toned abdominals and I got it from my everyday crunches. Other than that, I don't lift weights or do those biceps development stuff.
However, I am greatly pressured by outside forces. That is to say, the modern Taong Tabon, my friends and uncles. They keep on telling me that I should spend some quality time with the gym, so girls would dig me. I retort, "Reality check guys, I already had a couple of one-night stands." See, my philosophy in life is, "What I lack physically, I make it up in bed." Hahaha! But seriously, I would rather read books than develop muscle. I'm afraid that in the course of my muscle development, they might grow so big they would squeeze my brain. LOL.
(To be continued…)
…ever heard that it shrinks John Dillinger down there too? your theory might be correct if what they say is true: us men think with our dic*cs. LOL.
just trying to be funny. i like your blog.
cheers!
Posted by jun.anteola at November 20, 2007, 11:36 pmI haven’t heard of such account. But is it true?
We do, actually. Everytime. LOL.
Thanks. 
I was spawned in the same year Alfredo Stroessner was overthrown, and on the same day the Australian Capital Territory Legislative Assembly met for the first time.
I am currently in college, taking up Bachelor of Arts Major in Economics and Bachelor of Science in Commerce Major in Advertising Management. I hold two majors, ergo the academic bane I will be experiencing is doubled. But so far, I have not yet swooned, thank God.
I am a control freak. 'Nuff said.
My usual McDonald's meal is comprised of Quarter Pounder, large fries and Coke, extra gravy and vanilla milkshake.
It is in my nature to assume responsibility. I often contemplate about the complexity of life.
I tend to shrink from social contacts and become preoccupied with my own thoughts. I often isolate myself from the pool. Don't get me wrong though. I am not deprived of friends; in fact, I have a bunch of good chums. It is always quality over quantity for me. I don't go for braggy and ostentatious people; I loathe them.
I am not really adept in writing so pardon my tense inconsistencies of verbs, wrong usage of conjunctions and preposition, incorrect separation of paragraphs, faulty usage of colons and semi-colons, et cetera.
Respect begets respect. You're free to judge and read. But please observe proper netiquette - internet etiquette.
merry christmas!
Merry Christmas! and best wishes for the New Year.
Tnx for dropping by, Ken. have a blessed Xmas
nakiraan..
tnx for visiting my site. cheers!
dumaan…
great blog you got here. mind if i include you in my sparks?
tnx sa pagdaan sa blog ko at sa comment. link kita ha, cool blog mo e. 
hello.. daan lng..
just passing by!
blog hopping
hi there! musta na? tagal na last contact natin. ingats!
whew! nice blog!
bloghop.,
tanx for droppin’ .. 
i hate you. san ka galing ha? hmpft. haha
Lengthy entries. But brilliantly put.
dropped by. Nice pics there 
Auz din brods. nice entries
hoi! =p
Dude, ako rin naman eh. Well, tayo lang ang hindi nag-gy-gym sa barkada. Wahaha.
Posted by MC at October 19, 2007, 8:31 am